Sarcastic Asper

Observe the Keywii in its natural habitat. Surrounded by a constant stream of pop-culture, political issues, and things to rant about. Be very weary of this creature however, though docile in nature, the Keywii has a known history of emotional instability. Further study is needed.

beast-of-the-sea:

Why is it that, when you have a fever, the body can still go “I’m so coooold D;”

Let us nominate the ill human body for the official Too Stupid To Live Awards…

When I get a fever generally I’m nothing BUT cold, I think it’s because I’m so warm that the air around me feels cold.

beast-of-the-sea:

On de bad side, now I’m a widdle stuffed-up. *blows nose* Oh well. At least, thanks to the wonders of Tylenol, I can SLEEP soundly again. You hab NO idea how wonderful sleep is until you can’t properly get it. *coughs* Well, back to bed again…

Sleep, the one thing everyone universally takes for granted.

awkwardcum:

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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nomnomroko:

results of today’s stream!

battle mediiiic

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foxboros:

grandpa 

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Meaning behind your url?
activeobserver activeobserver Said:

indefenseofspence:

SPENCER JAMES SMITH THE FIFTH IN ALL HIS GLORY

GOD BLESS AMERICA

I’M REALLY EMOTIONAL AND I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS

myfriendscallmekazzy:

awwh little rawr

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diachromatic:

tavbros-nitram:

the-epic-crew:

japhers:

sollux-faptor:

You are THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM, and you won’t judge the other fandoms for judging you. You agree with them, really. You should just disappear. That would be better for everyone.

You are the HOMESTUCK FANDOM. These past few months, you’ve made a lot of friends, and regardless of what everyone else thinks, you decide to hold on to the faint possibility that people might be able to like you along with everyone else.

It’s back Homestucks.

This made me cry

Wow FUCK this is great

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

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just a heads up: if a slur isn't rly yours to reclaim, you should censor it when it's written
activeobserver activeobserver Said:

darning-socks:

Yup!  To add on to this, Allies should be wary when using terms, but much of the time they can help reclaim the slur.  This does not extend to white people and the n-word.  Dear white people, please do not use the n-word.  No.  Bad.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Ridiculously perfect human being. I wish way more people were even half as nice and awesome as you. The world would suck infinity less.
activeobserver activeobserver Said:

darning-socks:

There are SO MANY reasons why I object to being called perfect, the least of which being that it’s just a fact that nobody is perfect, especially me. 

I’m very selective about how I present myself on the internet, since it’s there forever and so many of you read and are influenced by what I post.  I don’t lie about who I am, I just choose to present my good sides, and I force myself to step away from the computer when I’m having a bad day and I know I’ll respond to something in a way I wish I wouldn’t have later.

That said, if more people could filter themselves as successfully as I do, the world would indeed suck way less.  Being nice on the internet is an exercise in patience sometimes, and I’ve found that said patience carries over into real life the more I practice it.  More people should try the whole “being nice instead” thing.

Bottom line: To you, darning-socks may be prefect, but please know that Riy sure as hell isn’t.

Yeah.

And it’d be great if more people had the same level of perspective I have.